instead of flowers he gives me cut out watermelon...

chances are, I probably hate you.

i enjoy cats, pictures of cats, cats in costumes, pink things, disney villians, b-grade horror, shit music, big hair, bigger dresses, bows everywhere, stripper shoes, small humans, diet soft drink, fake meat, fake sugar and fake nails.

i stopped caring about what people think of me a long, long time ago.